instead of flirting guys should just start doing weird complex dances in colorful outfits to seduce us like most birds of paradise do to attract mates
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In France the ‘Step-up’ movies are called ‘Sexy Dance’ and that makes my life.
1. Sexy Dance
2. Sexy Dance the Streets
3. Sexy Dance 3D
4. Sexy Dance Revolution
5. Sexy Dance All In
Spoiler alert: Selena dies at the end
Never Say Never 3D sounds intense
So many people glorify and romanticize “busy”. I do not. I value purpose. I believe in resting in reason and moving in passion. If you’re always busy/moving, you will miss important details. I like the mountain. Still, but when it moves, lands shift and earth quakes.
Joseph Cook (via mirroir)
She herself is a haunted house. She does not possess herself; her ancestors sometimes come and peer out of the windows of her eyes and that is very frightening. She has the mysterious solitude of ambiguous states; she hovers in a no-man’s land between life and death, sleeping and waking.
Angela Carter, “The Lady of the House of Love” (via perfect)
There once was this woman who told her husband that she didnt want a present. So, he never bought her one. Not for Valentines Day, not for Christmas not for her birthday… and fifty years later after years of not getting presents, she thanked him. And do you know who that woman was? The invisible dancing fairy of dumbass land… ALL women want gifts.
Red Forman (via sofuckingcool)
I’ve never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
real shit
one day i lived by a bank
then the next i lived by McDonald’s
they land